Profile Greetings

So the other day I posted about Profile pics from some of the online dating sites, and how ridiculous some of these pictures are. Well, like peanut butter and jelly, what goes better with a ridiculous profile pic than an even more ridiculous profile GREETING. Here's an example of one VERBATIM (sadly,there are many more...too many more where this came from):

"WELL I'M LAID BACK QUIT DONW TO EARHT A VARY SIMPLE PERSON GOES TO CHURCH.KNOW DRUMMER KNOW KIDS.MAYBE ONE DAY,LOOKING FOR YOU; COULD IT BE YOU WELL LET METKNOW.MY TIME IS YOUR TIME SO LETS MAKE TIME........"

With sweet nothings like that don't you wanna just jump all over this one and sop him up with a biscuit!?!

Now there was more to this lovely greeting but I'd have to subscribe to the site in order to see the rest. Umm, I'll pass.

Again, correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the idea in dating (be it online or the "old fashioned method") is to put your best foot forward and make a good FIRST IMPRESSION.

Then again, maybe I've got it all wrong and that's why I'm still single.

Let the DIALOGE begin! If you currently subscribe to an online dating site, PLEASE share some of the profile greetings that you see out there.

Talk to me!

Til next time...