Don't Eat the Meatloaf!

So I have this friend whose nails are always nicely done, although long, curved and a bit pointy.

I keep my nails fairly short and squarely rounded.

The fingernails brought back a memory of an incident that took place with a coworker years ago who invited a bunch of us to her house for dinner.

We get there and she had decided that she'd throw some burgers on the grill.

As I'm in the kitchen helping her prepare, I noticed her doing something to the patties that almost made me THROW UP.

She had long fingernails and the meat was getting stuck underneath.

I'm sure that you can guess what happened next, and you probably wanna throw up now too.

But just in case...let me help you out.

She scraped the meat from under her nails and mashed that stuff right back into the patty. HOW GROSS WAS THAT?!?

Needless to say, I only and chips and dip that night and passed on the burgers.

As a result of that experience, I have always advised my kids to NEVER EAT MEATLOAF MADE BY A WOMAN WITH LONG FINGERNAILS! Of course, this goes for hamburger patties too...but there's somethin' extra special about meatloaf and how you really have to get your hands all in it when making it. So yeah...meatloaf...no thanks!

Now...Let the DIALOGUE begin: What's that grossest thing you ever saw someone do while they were preparing a meal, and...if you are a woman...do you wear your nails curved or squared?

Talk to me!

Til next time...